Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher's Show

Wikipedia Porn

Your boss, "What's that a picture of on your screen?"
You, "Its ok, it was on Wikipedia"
Boss, "Weren't you wearing pants earlier?"

Baracka Flacka Flames - Head of The State

This is what makes old people wake up screaming... this and phones without buttons.

Me Rikey Back Flip

“Someone is Going to Eat My Pussy or I’m Going to Cut Your Throat”

I appreciate an up-front woman who says exactly what she means. I mean these days most girls are playing games and messing with a man's mind. Not Melissa Williams, she has clearly ceased fucking around.

Smang it.

"This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a Cooch Contusion"
Cooch Contusion? I'll allow it.

Hide Your Gifts

Interior Semiotics

Know Your Meme: Interior Semiotics is a viral video uploaded in May 2010 on YouTube, later gaining widespread popularity in early-August 2010. The video depicts a young art school student engaging in a bizarre art performance, which includes opening a can of SpaghettiO’s, rubbing them on her shirt, and proceeding to finger herself and urinate in a can. Due to its prominent display of “hipsters” watching the performance, the video quickly became an example of the ridiculousness of hipster culture.

Haters Gonna Hate

Courage Wolf

Drunk History

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Double Rainbow

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Worlds Collide

Its not often that a meme and MMA cross paths, but when they do its always hilarious and of course Ghost Boner is obligated to respond.

By the way, Antoine Dodson has become a cute girl, just in case you were wondering.

Ghost Boner Classic: Antoine Dodson

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Anthony Pettis Vs Physics

There are a few of things I find impressive about this...

1) Henderson remained (mostly) conscious.
2) Pettis lands perfectly. If this were the olympics of cage running, spinning face-kicking his landing would have scored a 10.
3) God's restraint in allowing such an affront to his power by Anthony Pettis.

Merry X-mas 2010!

Prepare thine anus! The Ghost Boner is back! Ok so the Ghost Boner train de-railed a little bit there early on in 2009. But, here at Ghost Boner, we have been receiving a lot of requests to not bring back Ghost Boner, which my ego has interpreted as a widespread typo affecting a large number of people simultaneously. So, without further adieu... we give you the number one gift this season: Ghost Boner 2.0. So tell your friends, "Ghost Boner is back", "I love Ghost Boner", "I missed Ghost Boner", "Ghost Boner sometimes tell's jokes that are only funny if you understand Search Engine Optimization!" Whatever you tell them make sure that you mention Ghost Boner by name, there are a lot of impostors out there I can tell they are imposters because if they were the real Ghost Boner, they would be at Ghostboner.com. In conclusion, Ghost Boner is back which is bad for your butt and funny.

To catch up we will be posting all the best stories since we've been gone.

I feel the need to remind our fan what the point of Ghost Boner is. There is a ton of funny shit on the internets there is also a ton of shitty shit out there too. Ghost Boner seeks to find the stuff that's worth your time and present it in an efficient and clever way. Additionally, Ghost Boner will provide original stories from time to time, which will hopefully also be worth your precious internet time. We at Ghost Boner understand that your "wasting time on the internet" time is important, and we hope to make more effective use of that time. Furthermore, Ghost Boner has proven to be an excellent resource during conversations, such as, "Did you know there is an entire group of people on the internet obsessed with artistic representations of dinosaurs having sex with cars?" Ghost Boner can provide a quick resource for this and other strange phenomena.

MMA Moments Captured in MS Paint

See if you can name them all!

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- from cagepotato.com

K-Flow

If you look closely you can see a small quantity of urine escape out of the bottom of Florian's shorts. What people don't know is fighters are like astronauts or race car drivers, they have all that gear on and they have been strapped in for hours with no bathroom, so when the need arises they just have to go. That or BJ hit him with some kind of high level Ju-jitsu move that made him pee.

Bwuce Lee Love Nunchuka Long Time

Probably fake but so is your manhood, that's right, YOU ARE NOT A MAN!

Edith Leaves the UFC

MMA Fanhouse:

Brace yourselves, Octagon girl fans, because the Edith Labelle era is officially over.

FanHouse has learned that the Montreal native is no longer working for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Labelle could not be reached for comment, but her manager, James Leinhos, confirmed the news with FanHouse on Thursday.

"Something happened," Leinhos said, "but at this time, I can only confirm that Edith no longer works for the UFC."

Labelle will be replaced by new Octagon Girl, Natasha Wicks. Wicks won the Maxim Magazine Octagon Girl search during UFC 100 weekend in July...