The Famous Topless "Miley Cyrus" Photo

Its a sad day, the end of an era. In this photo you can see that this girl is clearly NOT Miley Cyrus, sorry. I know its fun to pretend, but no matter how much you want this to be Miley Cyrus you can't ignore the fact that this girl has attached earlobes and Miley Cyrus's are detached. Therefore, they are clearly different people.
Pedophiles everywhere are sobbing gently between sessions of yanking on their groins. I know, I know, I wanted it as much as anyone, maybe even more, but we just have to be honest with each other. We all want to see that 16 year old girls bare breasts, and we may one day get that chance, but today is not that day my friend, today is not that day. But, hey boobs...

P.S. If anyone can figure out who this girl is I would like to extend an offer to her for some "private modeling" or whatever is code for sex with me.

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 7

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 6

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 2

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 1

We here at The Boner have declared it Marisa Miller Week! For the next seven days you can expect to find pictures of God's greatest achievement. ...and on the seventh day... Boobies! I know it would be a clever trick to genetically engineer a swimsuit model without nipples to increase the angles and provocative nature of the photos (not to mention the savings on air brushing), but I can assure you that they built this one with all the standard equipment.

Note: Marisa Miller Week is in no way a response to the alleged "Homosexual Articles" which have recently appeared on this website.

I Screwed the Pooch

A couple of days ago, I posted a video of a guy knocking out some jackass that was twirling around the ring like the Queen of all Fairies. It's been brought to my attention that this video is from the movie Never Back Down. I don't know why I thought it was a real fight. This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I drink...lots. All I know is that if you know that the clip is from that movie, I'm way less gay than you. Now we could have just deleted the post and pretended none of this happened, but we're accountable to both of our fans. Here's some boobs. Let's just move past this.