Staredown Goes Bad/Good... Depending

This is like the sequel to the famous staredown knockout by Heath Herring(below).
There are only two possible outcomes when a guy plants one on the other guy in the staredown and here they both are. Its either knock out or make out, but either way you have to call his bluff.

Sometimes you gotta Choke a Bitch

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Tae Kwon Do Knockout

7 Pound Dildo Fight

From now on when I hear the phrase, "Eat a dick!", I will picture this video.

Now That's Wacky

Who the hell thinks this is a good idea, or more importantly, how the hell did it actually work. Opening a fight with a cartwheel makes Rich Franklin's suggestion to drop to a knee to confuse your opponent seem downright brilliant. If I were coaching a fighter, I'd probably tell him to let me hit him in the face with a shovel before I said "Yeah, you should totally do a cartwheel right when the bell rings".

Amazing Double Knockout

A similar thing happened to me one time during sex, but my lawyer says I'm not allowed to talk about that, because "my version of the events have been challenged in a court of law". Whatever.