Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fuck New Jersey Month 25


Thanks for sticking with us, its been a long, guido-filled month! But, its finally over!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Bacon Up That Sausage


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An ambitious genius at a website called Porktopia decided to say, "Fuck you!" to broccoli and the rest of the food pyramid(terrists).
My stomach swells in anticipation... I think its time to make chili again...

Fuck New Jersey Month 24

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

Sales 101



This Australian kid sold his bike on EBAY, I am sure we will be watching his late night infomercials soon.

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.

Fuck New Jersey Month 22

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Best of Google Streetview

These pictures make me wish I was homeless, its obvious these gentlemen enjoy the kind of freedom on a daily basis that men would fight and die for.


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Fuck New Jersey Month 21