Best of Best of Craigslist

Did you know that Craigslist has a best of section? Well it does and its fucking hilarious. Tell your boss I'm sorry. Here are two of my favorites.

Geo Metro

Dear Star Wars ex-boyfriend, my vag is sore

Miley Cyrus Nude-ish in Vanity Fair

That picture from Vanity Fair is uninteresting so I am going to post these instead. Those of us who are Miley faithful have noticed a crazy amount of, I'm going to say it, slutty, pictures on the internet in the last few weeks from the soon-to-be Tracy Lords of Disney. Don't get me wrong, I have been raping, I mean, reaping the benefits of her Myspace exploits. This, to me, signifies some sort of strange Paris Hilton-esque PR campaign by Miley and her people. This latest Vanity Fair photo shoot just promises we will be on the receiving end of her digital cock-tease for at least another three years, at which time I will lose interest or internet priveledges at the county jail... either way, thanks.

Danzig Motherfucker!

Danzig is a goddamn genius.  It just goes to show that if you want people to know how smart you are, film yourself in black and white and don’t wear a shirt.

Brian Engblom's Hair

It’s playoff time in hockey, which is awesome. Playoff hockey is just better than the regular season. Sure there’re fewer fights, but everything else is better. There are bigger hits, more intense action, and more on the line in every game. That being said, what the hell is up with Brian Engblom’s hair?  It isn’t actually even a mullet. It only looks like that because a stylist slicked the sides down.  I think that his stylist and I have something in common…we hate Canada. Take it from me Canada, Brian Engblom’s stylist is trying to make you look bad by making a Canadian “ambassador” look like a walking, talking stereotype.  Trust me, by the finals this dude will be wearing a full denim suit and a flannel cap with ear flaps.  I bet you’ll feel foolish then Canada.