Apparently I'm Obsessed With Joe Rogan At The Moment

Don't challenge Joe Rogan to a grappling match on Myspace. He'll make you look stupid and put it on the internet. Oh yeah, and Eddie Bravo will make fun of you. If you're anything like me Eddie Bravo's approval is the most important thing on Earth.

Joe Rogan Knows All and Sees All

This is why Joe Rogan is the perfect fit for an MMA commentator, even in his "foggiest" of moments he managed to call this fight correctly. Apparently he also enjoys watching TV in someone's basement rape-room.

Diaz vs. Alvarez

During EliteXC's broadcast on CBS last night they confirmed that the rumored lightweight title bout between Eddie Alvarez and Nickk Diaz is going to take place on November 8th. If you don't spend all your free time trying to find MMA to watch like I do, then you may have missed Alvarez's run through the Dream Lightweight Grand Prix earlier this year. He put on a couple of the best fights this year, but had to watch an alternate fight for the title after sustaining a cut during his semifinal victory over Tatsuya Kawajiri. This dude is a legit bad ass, unlike Diaz, who is a loud mouthed hoodrat that likes to pick fights with old men. I don't know what Diaz did to me, but I harbor a serious grudge. I love to see him lose. I enjoy watching his little brother lose. Alvarez is gonna put a serious beat down on Diaz and I'm gonna love seeing it happen.

Kimbo Slice Is The Best Fighter Ever...

Tonight Kimbo Slice was supposed to take on Ken Shamrock, a washed up "legend", who hasn't won a fight since 2004. Ken cut his eye(in warm ups no less, who does that), and was deemed medically unfit to fight. In stepped Seth Petruzelli, a journeyman who most people felt would leave the cage on a stretcher. Petruzelli apparently didn't get the memo...

P.S. I've been calling Kimbo a joke since the beginning. I'm really smart.

Man or Women?

This game is surprisingly fun. Ok so the person or persons responsible for this website don't fully grasp the English language. "Women" is plural where man is singular. Its ok to make that mistake once, but its on all their graphics and logos and the site name. If you can get past this grammatical sore thumb, hour of enjoyment is yours. Its like playing classic episodes of Maury Povich on your computer. The best part is where you can see the right answer and make them prove it, it makes me feel so powerful..."You say you are a man, but you look like a woman... I demand you show me your genitals!"

Top 5 mug shots.

5: Jimmy Von Crazy Eyes, of Boca Raton florida. was arrested for improper use of "the bells". Judge also reconfirmed he should not be within 200 yards of any school facilities... cuz hes creepy as fuck!

4: Theodore James Figliano the 3rd of Newport News Virginia was arrested for insider trading. Never judge a book by its cover people. Some of my favorite Nazis were well educated... Not that I uh have favorite Nazis or anything. DONT JUDGE ME!










3: Geoffrey Smithinson of El Paso Texas was arrested while caught in the act of "Boogeymanning" and not assuring clear distance. He was released under his own recognizance. When reached for comment he exclaimed "Boogey-woogie" which i believe is Gaelic for death to the infidels.









2: Billy dupree of St. Paul Minnesota was pulled over when officers spotted him "hauling too much ass" upon inspection of the vehicle he was taken in for over-bitchin of ones Camaro.

But fuck man that sum bitch gotta straight 6, rocker stock with dual blowers and Tasmanian devil mudflaps! God Damn!











1: Bessie Lynn Angus was arrested for Chasing children in a cow suit. But how are we to be sure thats not a cow uprising wearing a human mask.

QUICK EAT ALL THE BEEF YOU CAN BEFORE THEY COME FOR YOU!!!!

Ref Fights Kid

BET Late Night

Earlier today at Ghost Boner HQ, we were discussing a favorite post-bar pastime of our youth...drunkenly watching BET Late Night. I don't know if they still show this crap, but it used to be a showcase of people you've never heard of rapping about things they don't have, like hoes and money, while their cousin and her friends booty danced in their mom's driveway. I'm pretty sure a few of the videos were poorly framed amateur porno tapes. The video quality was crappy, the music was terrible, and the women were trashy...and I loved it.

"No Panties On" by Wax-A-Million


"White Girls" by Mighty Casey

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Lucy Pinder

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