Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher's Show

Wikipedia Porn

Your boss, "What's that a picture of on your screen?"
You, "Its ok, it was on Wikipedia"
Boss, "Weren't you wearing pants earlier?"

Baracka Flacka Flames - Head of The State

This is what makes old people wake up screaming... this and phones without buttons.

Me Rikey Back Flip

“Someone is Going to Eat My Pussy or I’m Going to Cut Your Throat”

I appreciate an up-front woman who says exactly what she means. I mean these days most girls are playing games and messing with a man's mind. Not Melissa Williams, she has clearly ceased fucking around.

Smang it.

"This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a Cooch Contusion"
Cooch Contusion? I'll allow it.

Hide Your Gifts

Interior Semiotics

Know Your Meme: Interior Semiotics is a viral video uploaded in May 2010 on YouTube, later gaining widespread popularity in early-August 2010. The video depicts a young art school student engaging in a bizarre art performance, which includes opening a can of SpaghettiO’s, rubbing them on her shirt, and proceeding to finger herself and urinate in a can. Due to its prominent display of “hipsters” watching the performance, the video quickly became an example of the ridiculousness of hipster culture.

Haters Gonna Hate

Courage Wolf