Dinosaurs Fucking Robots!

Remember dragons fucking cars? This is like that only with inspirational phrases incorporated into the art, which I think increases its power 10 fold. If you are anything like me you have come to the point where you can't spank it to anything but the most fucked up shit you can find(thanks a lot internet, guh!). Well if thats the case you are welcome for this newest addition to the Spank Bank. See you in 5 minutes.

How To Dance 101

So I wonder what this fine dance crew is up to these days. If you guessed blowing truckers at the Pilot station, than you are correct.

BET Late Night

Earlier today at Ghost Boner HQ, we were discussing a favorite post-bar pastime of our youth...drunkenly watching BET Late Night. I don't know if they still show this crap, but it used to be a showcase of people you've never heard of rapping about things they don't have, like hoes and money, while their cousin and her friends booty danced in their mom's driveway. I'm pretty sure a few of the videos were poorly framed amateur porno tapes. The video quality was crappy, the music was terrible, and the women were trashy...and I loved it.

"No Panties On" by Wax-A-Million


"White Girls" by Mighty Casey

What the Fuck?

This type of art is apparently called "Macrophile" art. Its made by a guy named gideon, I bet he's normal, you know aside from drawing horse men with six foot penises. I found it shortly after stating out loud that I was probing the outer fringe of weird shit on the internet. You be the judge: did I find it?

Dragons having sex with cars

I imagine dragons having semen made of fire. But, clearly I know nothing, because I used to think that there was no way people would want to see dragons fucking cars.