Kimbo Slice to Take on Ken Shamrock

You read the title, so you know what's going on. This debacle is set to go down on October 4th on CBS. Shamrock is more washed up than a 19 year old Thai hooker. The guy hasn't won a fight since 2004, and hasn't beat a credible opponent since Dan Severn in 1995. Kimbo...don't get me started, otherwise the NAACP may very well unleash their throng of lawyers on my ass. Let it suffice to say that James Thompson, a man with some serious holes in his game, exposed some pretty serious holes in Kimbo's game. I don't give a shit who wins this fight. I'll watch the damn thing because it's free, but that doesn't mean I have to be happy about it. I'd rather watch koala bears fight. As a matter of fact...

I Screwed the Pooch

A couple of days ago, I posted a video of a guy knocking out some jackass that was twirling around the ring like the Queen of all Fairies. It's been brought to my attention that this video is from the movie Never Back Down. I don't know why I thought it was a real fight. This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I drink...lots. All I know is that if you know that the clip is from that movie, I'm way less gay than you. Now we could have just deleted the post and pretended none of this happened, but we're accountable to both of our fans. Here's some boobs. Let's just move past this.

Ghost Boner Classic: Skeletor V. Beastman

Enjoy this classic video from Brandon Dicamillo, psychopath partly responsible for bringing you Jackass.

Holy Reach-Around!

Jesus would give you a reach-around, you know, if he were fucking you in the ass at the time. If this doesn't get us some hate mail, then I don't understand the point of organized religion.