The Famous Topless "Miley Cyrus" Photo

Its a sad day, the end of an era. In this photo you can see that this girl is clearly NOT Miley Cyrus, sorry. I know its fun to pretend, but no matter how much you want this to be Miley Cyrus you can't ignore the fact that this girl has attached earlobes and Miley Cyrus's are detached. Therefore, they are clearly different people.
Pedophiles everywhere are sobbing gently between sessions of yanking on their groins. I know, I know, I wanted it as much as anyone, maybe even more, but we just have to be honest with each other. We all want to see that 16 year old girls bare breasts, and we may one day get that chance, but today is not that day my friend, today is not that day. But, hey boobs...

P.S. If anyone can figure out who this girl is I would like to extend an offer to her for some "private modeling" or whatever is code for sex with me.

Miley Cyrus Nude-ish in Vanity Fair

That picture from Vanity Fair is uninteresting so I am going to post these instead. Those of us who are Miley faithful have noticed a crazy amount of, I'm going to say it, slutty, pictures on the internet in the last few weeks from the soon-to-be Tracy Lords of Disney. Don't get me wrong, I have been raping, I mean, reaping the benefits of her Myspace exploits. This, to me, signifies some sort of strange Paris Hilton-esque PR campaign by Miley and her people. This latest Vanity Fair photo shoot just promises we will be on the receiving end of her digital cock-tease for at least another three years, at which time I will lose interest or internet priveledges at the county jail... either way, thanks.