Seth Petruzelli's Halloween Costume

He better be careful or Kimbo might kick his... oh yeah right, nevermind.

Joe Rogan Knows All and Sees All

This is why Joe Rogan is the perfect fit for an MMA commentator, even in his "foggiest" of moments he managed to call this fight correctly. Apparently he also enjoys watching TV in someone's basement rape-room.

Kimbo Slice Is The Best Fighter Ever...

Tonight Kimbo Slice was supposed to take on Ken Shamrock, a washed up "legend", who hasn't won a fight since 2004. Ken cut his eye(in warm ups no less, who does that), and was deemed medically unfit to fight. In stepped Seth Petruzelli, a journeyman who most people felt would leave the cage on a stretcher. Petruzelli apparently didn't get the memo...

P.S. I've been calling Kimbo a joke since the beginning. I'm really smart.

Kimbo Slice to Take on Ken Shamrock

You read the title, so you know what's going on. This debacle is set to go down on October 4th on CBS. Shamrock is more washed up than a 19 year old Thai hooker. The guy hasn't won a fight since 2004, and hasn't beat a credible opponent since Dan Severn in 1995. Kimbo...don't get me started, otherwise the NAACP may very well unleash their throng of lawyers on my ass. Let it suffice to say that James Thompson, a man with some serious holes in his game, exposed some pretty serious holes in Kimbo's game. I don't give a shit who wins this fight. I'll watch the damn thing because it's free, but that doesn't mean I have to be happy about it. I'd rather watch koala bears fight. As a matter of fact...