UFC 91: The New Age of Cock Chestnar

The big guy with the penis on his chest won.

I guess hitting Randy in the head with a truck is his Kryptonite or Communism or whatever Captain America's weakness was, I don't remember. The behemoth known as Cock Chestnar knocked The Natural down with a powerful, well placed blow from his redwood with knuckles, and then proceeded to administer more hammer-fists than a back alley in Tijuana. Some people will most likely claim that Randy Couture is too old, I say that on that day the man was too human. Finally, Brock has a belt to go with his pearl necklace.


... Also, these two guys kissed.

Though, at first, it may seem that it was an accident, anyone who claims such nonsense is clearly homophobic. The ancient Greeks knew the feelings that grow inside a man after engaging in physical combat with another man. Let's not set the human race back thousands of years by denying the beauty and innocence behind this bold display of affection between two fags.

Couture Vs. Lesnar: November 15th

Sherdog reported yesterday:

Six-time UFC champion Randy Couture will return to the Octagon this November, ending an 11-month legal battle with the promotion he’s called his home for the last 11 years.

A previously announced bout between UFC interim heavyweight champion Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Frank Mir scheduled for December will determine the next contender for the UFC heavyweight crown, said White. White described the scenario as a “heavyweight tournament.”

Under the new agreement, the UFC will also attempt to lock down a bout between Couture and No. 1 ranked heavyweight Fedor Emelianenko in 2009. The highly anticipated bout has been heralded as the fight of the decade.

We’re gonna do everything we can to make that fight happen,” said White.

First off, let me just say Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss!. There is so much that is amazing about this announcement: Couture back, Heavyweight Tourney, One step closer to Best Fight Ever.

Little known fact: Lesnar had to a have special, larger than anyone else, pair of gloves made for his first fight versus Frank Mir. I predict he should have a special over-sized bodybag made, because "The Natural" is hungry and that giant does not have the experience to hang with the best Heavyweight in UFC history.