MMA Moments Captured in MS Paint

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- from cagepotato.com

K-Flow

If you look closely you can see a small quantity of urine escape out of the bottom of Florian's shorts. What people don't know is fighters are like astronauts or race car drivers, they have all that gear on and they have been strapped in for hours with no bathroom, so when the need arises they just have to go. That or BJ hit him with some kind of high level Ju-jitsu move that made him pee.

Bwuce Lee Love Nunchuka Long Time

Probably fake but so is your manhood, that's right, YOU ARE NOT A MAN!

Edith Leaves the UFC

MMA Fanhouse:

Brace yourselves, Octagon girl fans, because the Edith Labelle era is officially over.

FanHouse has learned that the Montreal native is no longer working for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Labelle could not be reached for comment, but her manager, James Leinhos, confirmed the news with FanHouse on Thursday.

"Something happened," Leinhos said, "but at this time, I can only confirm that Edith no longer works for the UFC."

Labelle will be replaced by new Octagon Girl, Natasha Wicks. Wicks won the Maxim Magazine Octagon Girl search during UFC 100 weekend in July...

 

Fedor vs Dana

He must be trying to make enough money to change his mane to Fedor E-BILLION-enko.

Interspecies Sex Month 9

Interspecies Sex Month 7

Interspecies Sex Month 6

Interspecies Sex Month 5

Interspecies Sex Month 4

Interspecies Sex Month 3

Interspecies Sex Month 2

Moonwalking Rhino Cant Stop Pooping

Ok so this one isn't sex but the title alone is worth a post.

Interspecies Sex Month 1

I know, I know all the other websites had "Interspecies Sex Month" like 6 months ago. Well sorry, we are running a little behind.

Super Toilet!

This Toilet Is Awesome - Watch more

After you try your hand at making the Porktopia Porkgasm from yesterday you are going to wish you had one of these.

"Flush like a jet engine, Jerry!"

Fuck New Jersey Month 25

Thanks for sticking with us, its been a long, guido-filled month! But, its finally over!

Bacon Up That Sausage

Before

After

An ambitious genius at a website called Porktopia decided to say, "Fuck you!" to broccoli and the rest of the food pyramid(terrists).
My stomach swells in anticipation... I think its time to make chili again...

Fuck New Jersey Month 24

Fuck New Jersey Month 23

White Wedding, Literal

White Wedding: Literal Video Version - watch more funny videos

Fuck New Jersey Month 22

Sales 101

This Australian kid sold his bike on EBAY, I am sure we will be watching his late night infomercials soon.

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.

Fuck New Jersey Month 22

Best of Google Streetview

These pictures make me wish I was homeless, its obvious these gentlemen enjoy the kind of freedom on a daily basis that men would fight and die for.