Apparently I'm Obsessed With Joe Rogan At The Moment

Don't challenge Joe Rogan to a grappling match on Myspace. He'll make you look stupid and put it on the internet. Oh yeah, and Eddie Bravo will make fun of you. If you're anything like me Eddie Bravo's approval is the most important thing on Earth.

Joe Rogan Knows All and Sees All

This is why Joe Rogan is the perfect fit for an MMA commentator, even in his "foggiest" of moments he managed to call this fight correctly. Apparently he also enjoys watching TV in someone's basement rape-room.

Diaz vs. Alvarez

During EliteXC's broadcast on CBS last night they confirmed that the rumored lightweight title bout between Eddie Alvarez and Nickk Diaz is going to take place on November 8th. If you don't spend all your free time trying to find MMA to watch like I do, then you may have missed Alvarez's run through the Dream Lightweight Grand Prix earlier this year. He put on a couple of the best fights this year, but had to watch an alternate fight for the title after sustaining a cut during his semifinal victory over Tatsuya Kawajiri. This dude is a legit bad ass, unlike Diaz, who is a loud mouthed hoodrat that likes to pick fights with old men. I don't know what Diaz did to me, but I harbor a serious grudge. I love to see him lose. I enjoy watching his little brother lose. Alvarez is gonna put a serious beat down on Diaz and I'm gonna love seeing it happen.

Kimbo Slice Is The Best Fighter Ever...

Tonight Kimbo Slice was supposed to take on Ken Shamrock, a washed up "legend", who hasn't won a fight since 2004. Ken cut his eye(in warm ups no less, who does that), and was deemed medically unfit to fight. In stepped Seth Petruzelli, a journeyman who most people felt would leave the cage on a stretcher. Petruzelli apparently didn't get the memo...

P.S. I've been calling Kimbo a joke since the beginning. I'm really smart.