Wikipedia Porn

Your boss, "What's that a picture of on your screen?"
You, "Its ok, it was on Wikipedia"
Boss, "Weren't you wearing pants earlier?"

Baracka Flacka Flames - Head of The State

This is what makes old people wake up screaming... this and phones without buttons.

Me Rikey Back Flip

“Someone is Going to Eat My Pussy or I’m Going to Cut Your Throat”

I appreciate an up-front woman who says exactly what she means. I mean these days most girls are playing games and messing with a man's mind. Not Melissa Williams, she has clearly ceased fucking around.

Smang it.

"This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a Cooch Contusion"
Cooch Contusion? I'll allow it.