"I think we are dead... time is going by really really really really slowly."

People are laughing, but I am concerned: how slow is time going by? Is this guy faster than everyone else? Or is it like he is in slow motion and everyone else is normal speed? There just isn't enough information given, I mean this guy is a cop he should understand the important details necessary in a 9-1-1 call. All of this is really confusing and unprofessional... the lady doesn't know if she should send an EMT, a coroner, or Jean Claude Van Damme from Timecop.

What the Fuck?

This type of art is apparently called "Macrophile" art. Its made by a guy named gideon, I bet he's normal, you know aside from drawing horse men with six foot penises. I found it shortly after stating out loud that I was probing the outer fringe of weird shit on the internet. You be the judge: did I find it?