Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Ghost Boner Proposed Voting Test

This is as political as it gets here at Ghost Boner, unless The Governator steps into the cage with Fedor any time soon. We all know the problem with democracy is that everyone gets a say. Short of proposing a bill to ban voting, I suggest that we institute a test at the voting booth. The test would be extremely short, like one question short, something along the lines of identify the following person.


Now here is the twist, you don't find out if you are right or not. For example, if you correctly identify the picture above as rapper, Young Jeezy, you get a different ballot that doesn't count. So, in 2 years when things are fucked up in the government, you will hear people say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Elmo."

Monday, June 16, 2008

Darth Thriller

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This video combines two of my favorite things...I'm a writer.

Top Five Ugliest Fighters in MMA

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The Diaz Brothers are Classy Boys


This was the scene after KJ Noons' EliteXC lightweight championship fight last night. The hand that keeps giving the finger near the camera belongs to Nate Diaz. It's hard to see, but at around the 0:54 mark, that same hand throws a water bottle at Noons' dad. I bet that goes a long way towards showing mainstream America that this is a legitimate sport for real athletes. Assaulting the elderly is the best way to prove that you're not a thug. To his credit, Noons' dad(who's a retired pro boxer), doesn't hesitate at all before bum rushing the scrawny punk. The Diaz boys are also probably the only people older than 12 that still give people the finger and mean it. If I want to show someone a little disrespect, I just waggle my penis at them...like a real man.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Melvin Manhoef is a Frightening Man


If you missed Dream 4 last night, you missed this epic destruction of living legend Kazushi Sakuraba at the hands of Melvin Manhoef. Manhoef is one scary dude. If Dream wanted this fight to go to a decision, they should have given Sakuraba a football helmet...and maybe a bat...or a wooden plank with a rusty nail sticking out of it.