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Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Sales 101
This Australian kid sold his bike on EBAY, I am sure we will be watching his late night infomercials soon.
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Best of Google Streetview
These pictures make me wish I was homeless, its obvious these gentlemen enjoy the kind of freedom on a daily basis that men would fight and die for.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Dinosaurs Fucking Robots!
Remember dragons fucking cars? This is like that only with inspirational phrases incorporated into the art, which I think increases its power 10 fold. If you are anything like me you have come to the point where you can't spank it to anything but the most fucked up shit you can find(thanks a lot internet, guh!). Well if thats the case you are welcome for this newest addition to the Spank Bank. See you in 5 minutes.
Pogo Sticks?
I thought they outlawed these things like lawn darts, three wheel ATVs, and condoms. I guess this is just proof that people with too much time will eventually find a way to kill themselves doing something you never thought of. Thats an age old theory...one as old as time itself... its like a cliche... oh okay I made it up just now.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Turtle Fucks Shoe
You are now qualified to accuse someone of fucking like a turtle, which is actually not as bad of an insult as previously thought.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
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