Hot Girls Week: Day 7

Lucy Pinder

Hot Girls Week: Day 6

Kate Beckinsale

Stripper Fight!

Staredown Goes Bad/Good... Depending

This is like the sequel to the famous staredown knockout by Heath Herring(below).
There are only two possible outcomes when a guy plants one on the other guy in the staredown and here they both are. Its either knock out or make out, but either way you have to call his bluff.

Hot Girls Week: Day 5

Aubrey O'Day

Ref Choke Slams A Fighter

No matter what you think at the time, nothing good can come from fighting the ref.

Sometimes you gotta Choke a Bitch

MMA Girls Joanne Is Choked Unconscious | UFC | SPIKE.com

Hot Girls Week: Day 4

Olivia Munn

Assault With A Deadly Wet One

Local WV news website reports:

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

Here is the Police Report
Highlights:

...Lifted his leg and passed gas loudly...The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear...The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature.

The officer that filed this report must have been a woman. A man would have un-cuffed him, gave him a high five and let him go. Stating, "Classic!, I think we're done here." while snickering and shoulder punching the guy on the way out.

The Famous Topless "Miley Cyrus" Photo

Its a sad day, the end of an era. In this photo you can see that this girl is clearly NOT Miley Cyrus, sorry. I know its fun to pretend, but no matter how much you want this to be Miley Cyrus you can't ignore the fact that this girl has attached earlobes and Miley Cyrus's are detached. Therefore, they are clearly different people.
Pedophiles everywhere are sobbing gently between sessions of yanking on their groins. I know, I know, I wanted it as much as anyone, maybe even more, but we just have to be honest with each other. We all want to see that 16 year old girls bare breasts, and we may one day get that chance, but today is not that day my friend, today is not that day. But, hey boobs...

P.S. If anyone can figure out who this girl is I would like to extend an offer to her for some "private modeling" or whatever is code for sex with me.