Five Crappiest Fights of All TIme

#1 Diego Sanchez vs Josh Koscheck
Two dudes hate each other. You give these two dudes the opportunity to hit each other with absolutely no repercussions. This is gonna be a sweet fight, right? Nope. I can't even remember who won. I just know it wasn't me. Fuck, I hate these guys now.

#2 Kalib Starnes vs Nate Quarry
Sanchez vs Koscheck only beats this one because Quarry tried. I can't even comprehend what was going through Starnes's head. Maybe he was trying to answer the question "Can I win a fight without throwing a punch?". Nope, sure can't Kalib. You suck tons. Quarry's antics at the end of the fight are what kept me from shooting the TV.

#3 Andrei Arlovski vs Tim Sylvia III
Their first two fights were cool. This one made me sleepy. 25 minutes of jabs. When it was over, I wished both fighters would come to my door, let me hit them both in the face, and give me my $50 dollars back.

#4 Mikey Burnett vs Pat Miletich
Some of you kids may not remember this one, since it happened in 1998. These guys managed to give each other wedgies for the entire fight. The ferocity of the wedgies did kind of traumatize me for all of sophomore year though.

#5 Rashad Evans vs Anybody
You may think this is a bit harsh. Whatever. He's sooo boring. No one on earth is happier to turn a fight into a wrestling match than Rashad. Seriously, punching is legal. Kicking is too. Somebody should forward this to Rashad for the for the good of all mankind.