Georges St. Pierre loves nipple play, man-boy

It has recently come to our attention here at Ghost Boner that the general MMA watching public is unaware of the special relationship between The UFC Welterwight Division Champion and the mysterious man, whom we at the Boner refer to simply as "Geoffrey". There is much talk/speculation about the true nature of this relationship. Now, I like to think of it in the context of ancient Greece. GSP is a proud and much decorated warrior, who happens to have a tender, sexually intimate relationship with a strapping young training partner. Its society's problem, man. Why won't you let them live their lives and be happy?

Geoffrey can most often be seen assisting GSP in awkwardly homo-erotic stretching before all of his fights. His greatest public contribution, however, is the ritualistic post-fight victory run around the ring. In this display, the Gallant GSP gallops around the ring to the deafening cheers of the crowd, atop his man-steed, his ebony equine, his black stallion, his homosexual lover, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey has no doubt been on the receiving end of this move.