5: Jimmy Von Crazy Eyes, of Boca Raton florida. was arrested for improper use of "the bells". Judge also reconfirmed he should not be within 200 yards of any school facilities... cuz hes creepy as fuck!
4: Theodore James Figliano the 3rd of Newport News Virginia was arrested for insider trading. Never judge a book by its cover people. Some of my favorite Nazis were well educated... Not that I uh have favorite Nazis or anything. DONT JUDGE ME!
3: Geoffrey Smithinson of El Paso Texas was arrested while caught in the act of "Boogeymanning" and not assuring clear distance. He was released under his own recognizance. When reached for comment he exclaimed "Boogey-woogie" which i believe is Gaelic for death to the infidels.
2: Billy dupree of St. Paul Minnesota was pulled over when officers spotted him "hauling too much ass" upon inspection of the vehicle he was taken in for over-bitchin of ones Camaro.
But fuck man that sum bitch gotta straight 6, rocker stock with dual blowers and Tasmanian devil mudflaps! God Damn!
1: Bessie Lynn Angus was arrested for Chasing children in a cow suit. But how are we to be sure thats not a cow uprising wearing a human mask.
QUICK EAT ALL THE BEEF YOU CAN BEFORE THEY COME FOR YOU!!!!
4: Theodore James Figliano the 3rd of Newport News Virginia was arrested for insider trading. Never judge a book by its cover people. Some of my favorite Nazis were well educated... Not that I uh have favorite Nazis or anything. DONT JUDGE ME!
3: Geoffrey Smithinson of El Paso Texas was arrested while caught in the act of "Boogeymanning" and not assuring clear distance. He was released under his own recognizance. When reached for comment he exclaimed "Boogey-woogie" which i believe is Gaelic for death to the infidels.
2: Billy dupree of St. Paul Minnesota was pulled over when officers spotted him "hauling too much ass" upon inspection of the vehicle he was taken in for over-bitchin of ones Camaro.
But fuck man that sum bitch gotta straight 6, rocker stock with dual blowers and Tasmanian devil mudflaps! God Damn!
1: Bessie Lynn Angus was arrested for Chasing children in a cow suit. But how are we to be sure thats not a cow uprising wearing a human mask.
QUICK EAT ALL THE BEEF YOU CAN BEFORE THEY COME FOR YOU!!!!
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Wow! It's not often that I'm at a loss for words, but geeesh. How hard did you have to dig to find thoes jewels?
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